everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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