covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
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Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
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Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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