As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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