Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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