You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Oh god it's open bar.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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