Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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