can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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