Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
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