Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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