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Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
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I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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