idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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