after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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