; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
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the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
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so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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