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I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
bring money and cleavage
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I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
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In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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