I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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