Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
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She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
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He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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