I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
He has the fingertips of a God
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