But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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