You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
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I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
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I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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