One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
As shirtless as possible
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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