She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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