Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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