Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
