so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
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Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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