i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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