i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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