It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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