Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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