I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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