And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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