I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
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I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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