I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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