I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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