maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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