Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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