Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.