Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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