I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
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Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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