i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
