I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
well you can't waste a boner
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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