People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"