Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
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A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.