I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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