i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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