And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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