Im at strip club and am horny
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
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Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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