Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
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Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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