What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
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Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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