Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
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I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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