hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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