I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
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well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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