The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
ttyl tear gas
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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