you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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