He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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