I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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